The Karma Reduction Scheme
Once, during a question and answer session at the Dera, the Master remarked that it is not just the pleasing things in life that are the Lord’s grace, but suffering too. In response, the brother who had asked the original question about the trials and tribulations of life said, “Well, Master, no more grace for me please. I’ve broken my arm, been sick, lost all my money, and got divorced. I think you’ve showered me with enough grace – please stop!”
Everybody burst out laughing. The thought arose: if there were a promotional leaflet on tackling adversity, it might look like this:
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Jump-start your spiritual journey and lighten your karmic load with the mystically certified, tried and tested Karma Reduction Scheme.
GOAL: Tone spiritual muscles, reduce karmic weight gain, enhance your faith in the divine.
THE WORKOUT: Compulsory Beginner, Intermediate and Advanced level daily meditation sessions designed to improve your balance and power up your mental resilience. Experience silence and a state of equilibrium as your mental noise recedes.
THE DIET: Sure to prevent any future weight-gain, enjoy a diet low in karmic calories from the programme’s specially created menu. Each meal replaces your will with fast-acting, vitamin-enriched, spiritually fortifying divine will.
THE THERAPY: Ride the crazy, nerve-racking, emotional roller coaster train. No getting off until you learn not to worry each time life takes a 180 degree turn.
THE SPECIALITY: Become immune to life’s ups and downs with a special dose of divine grace containing the highly potent ingredients of adversity and misfortune. Formulated especially for people on the fast-track scheme to Sach Khand and proven to liberate the soul.
THE OUTCOME: Imbibing love and experiencing only the presence of the divine, your stronger, leaner, spiritually attuned self becomes the eternal optimist.
REVIEWS: “The Karma Reduction Scheme is absolutely amazing! I registered a few years ago and was looking for something that would help me lose karmic weight fast. Life was hard. I was stressed for over three years. Just when I thought I had mastered level one, my mentor would raise the bar and throw another challenge at me. Now I am immune to all difficulties and safe in the knowledge I am on a one-way, fast-track scheme to Sach Khand. The Karma Reduction Scheme was just what I was looking for. I would recommend this to everyone!” – A once frustrated disciple.
WHY WAIT? Join now and attend a complimentary workshop on smiling through the tough times together with an invaluable hamper of grace and love. We ask only that you incorporate a fitness regime involving daily meditation.